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"Vortex" (wearing 31337), Channel 4 News, November 20 2001:

Yeah, it's not as obvious as we'd like - but you can just about recognise the design in this screenshot (at 1 min 29 into the story). Plus it's the closest we've got to prime time so far...

Theodore Hong (wearing ILoveYou.VBS), Newsnight, BBC2, August 3 2001:

(Honorable mention:) Ben Moor, Raw Edinburgh, BBC Online, August 15 2001:

Ben doesn't actually win anything for this, as it was only shown online, and also his unfailing politeness was considered incompatible with NTK's more radical stance. But nice try, Ben.

(Honorable mention / caution, adult content:) Cliterati.co.uk, August 13 2001
Another online-only effort - but top marks for imagination...

"Dave Green", Liquid News, BBC Choice, June 6 2001:

"Dave" was also spotted wearing the "IMachiavellian" shirt on BBC Breakfast News around the end of May. But we don't have any pictures of that yet - also he's technically a "relative or employee" and therefore not allowed to win anything anyway.

"Dave Green", Liquid News, BBC Choice, May 17 2001:

"Dave Green", Right To Reply, Channel 4, Feb 16 2001:

Debbie Barham, Sun Woman "Guide to party mopers, gropers, and no-hopers",
The Sun, Dec 13 2000:

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