16K T-shirt:
Front print: The complete lyrics to MJ Hibbett's retro-rocking classic
Hey Hey, 16K
("What does that get you today?/ You need more than that for a letter/ Old
skool Ram Paks are much better" etc) reproduced - by permission - in white,
with a greyed out
ZX81 advert just visible in the background ("16K-BYTE RAM pack for massive
add-on memory"). Plus a little "Artists Against Success" logo and link to MJHibbett.com at the bottom,
also in grey. No back print, white and grey ink on
black shirt, potentially available as a Mantis Women's Skinny Tee M/L (to fit bust 36-38"), coded "F"
below. For each shirt sold: £2.00 goes to
the magnificent
MJ Hibbett, obviously.
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16K T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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16K T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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16K T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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16K T-shirt, colour Black, size F, price: £10 |
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404 Not Found T-shirt:
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Front print: "404" in big white numbers with "/shirt/tie: not found" written underneath. No back print, white and grey on black shirt
(the numbers and the text have a slight grey shadow behind them which you can't see in this picture but which makes them stand out
better), occasionally available in "Tan" light brown and "Cedar" desaturated red
- click thumbnail for full illustration -
though currently only in XL.
For each shirt sold: £2.00 goes to designer Camilo Mesias.
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404 Not Found T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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404 Not Found T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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404 Not Found T-shirt, colour Tan, size XL, price: £10 |
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404 Not Found T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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Adminspotting T-shirt:
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The classic Adminspotting design (caution: some
strong language)
on the FRONT ONLY of these new shirts
(we still have a few back print shirts left - mail
enquiries@ntkmart.com for
details). White and
orange on Black shirt (slightly more expensive than usual because it's a
complicated
multi-colour print).
For each item sold: £2.00 is donated to a charity chosen by
designer Jonathan H N Chin;
£2.00 goes to Gary Barnes,
author of the original Usenet post.
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Adminspotting T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £12 |
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Adminspotting T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £12 |
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Adminspotting T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £12 |
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Adminspotting T-shirt, colour Black, size S, price: £12 |
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Elite T-shirt:
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Front print: A Cobra Mk III swoops majestically into view, as
an unsuspecting Orbital Transporter falls victim to your front mining laser,
jettisoning fragments in the shape of the letters 'N', 'T' and 'K'. Plus
"WWW.NTK.NET: IN-JOKES FOR OUTCASTS" at the bottom, in BBC Micro-writing.
No back print, white on BBC Micro monitor dark "Forest" green shirt (shown
here).
For each shirt sold: £2.00 is donated by designer "Violence
Through Kittens" to the PC-recycling Redundant
Technology Initiative. Graphics from "Elite" used with kind permission of
David Braben and
Ian Bell.
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Elite T-shirt, colour Forest, size XXL, price: £10 |
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Elite T-shirt, colour Forest, size XL, price: £10 |
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Elite T-shirt, colour Forest, size M, price: £10 |
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Elite T-shirt, colour Black, size F, price: £10 |
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Japanese T-shirt:
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Front print:
A gently mockery of people who wear shirts with Japanese writing
on them without knowing what it means - though we are (semi-reliably)
informed that the big text means "There exists a
requirement for information" (the closest translation we could get for "Need
to Know"). All the other "Japanese" bits are actually made-up English words
in a Katakana font, interspersed with ordinary English writing like
"random japanese text" and "computer hobby tap-tap machine".
Plus one of those sodding Internet Explorer alert boxes on top of the
whole thing, advising "To
display this shirt correctly you need to download... Japanese Text Display
Support" etc etc.
White ink on Charcoal (dark grey) or Steel (turquoise blue) shirt,
where available - see thumbnail for
colours.
For each shirt sold: £0.50 goes to
David
Gentle for the phrases "tap-tap machine" and "www.ntk.net: Is 'grooved'? Yes
grooved!".
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Japanese T-shirt, colour Charcoal, size XXL, price: £10 |
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Japanese T-shirt, colour Charcoal, size XL, price: £10 |
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Japanese T-shirt, colour Steel, size L, price: £10 |
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Japanese T-shirt, colour Charcoal, size M, price: £10 |
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Japanese T-shirt, colour Black, size F, price: £10 |
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Jumper Setting T-shirt:
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Pay attention, Bond - this one's basically a play on the word
"jumper", so it's got three sets of pins (marked "Vest", "T-shirt", and
"Cardi"), with the shunt (marked "NTK") in the T-shirt position. But you'd
already worked that out anyway... There are some PCB tracks underneath the
pins and "NoneMoreNegative & WWW.NTK.NET - In-Jokes For Outcasts" written
round the edge, in isometric-style ZX Spectrum writing. White ink on black shirt
(or a limited edition of "Tan" light brown ones - same colour as those "404s"), no back print,
potentially also available as a Mantis Women's Skinny Tee M/L (to fit bust 36-38"),
coded "F" below.
For each shirt sold: £2.00 goes to designer NoneMoreNegative;
£0.50 goes to Jon Peterson for "In-jokes for outcasts".
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Jumper Setting T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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Jumper Setting T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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Jumper Setting T-shirt, colour Tan, size L, price: £10 |
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Jumper Setting T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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Jumper Setting T-shirt, colour Black, size F, price: £10 |
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No2ID T-shirt:
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A white and red road-style sign with a symbolic ID card
in the middle (with a red line through it),
and the URL www.No2ID.net
underneath, also in
white and red.
No back print, white and red ink on black shirt, also available in "Mantis"
M/L skinny/women's size (coded "F" below).
For each shirt sold, all the money goes to
No2ID: "Stopping compulsory ID cards
and the National Identity Register".
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No2ID T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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No2ID T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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No2ID T-shirt, colour Black, size L, price: £10 |
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No2ID T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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No2ID T-shirt, colour Black, size F, price: £10 |
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Police Aware T-shirt:
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Front print: Announce that the authorities do not in fact need
to be informed with this handy Police Aware logo, in a sort of
distressed stencil-style font, in bright yellow.
No back print, yellow ink on
black shirt, potentially available as a Mantis Women's Skinny Tee M/L (to
fit bust 36-38"), coded "F"
below. For each shirt sold £2.00
goes to designer Alex Teugels.
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Police Aware T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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Police Aware T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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Police Aware T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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Police Aware T-shirt, colour Black, size F, price: £10 |
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Network Security T-shirt:
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Open doors (and end conversations?) with this hallmark of
pseudo-officialdom, featuring the word SECURITY in
big chunky capitals, complete with the word NETWORK just above it (and to
the left), in a way that unaccountably reminds us of Gerry Anderson TV
shows. White on black shirt, no back print, and (potentially) available as
a Mantis Women's Skinny Tee M/L (to fit bust 36-38"), coded "F" below.
For each shirt sold: £3.00 goes to designers the PC
Extreme team.
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Network Security T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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Network Security T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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Network Security T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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Network Security T-shirt, colour Black, size F, price: £10 |
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Ungood T-shirt:
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The variable identifier "ungood" in a distressed typewriter font, prefixed with the traditional increment operator "++", and postfixed with a semi-colon. Perhaps it signifies the world's gradual slide towards an Orwellian total-surveillance nightmare, or maybe just that you're a coder with an attitude (like there's any other kind!). No back print, white ink on black shirt - or "++good;" in black ink on white, on Mantis Women's Skinny Tee M/L (to fit bust 36-38"), coded "F" below (click thumbnail for illustration). For each shirt sold: £2.00 goes to designer Lloyd Wood, to spend on further J Peterman-style flights of fancy.
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Ungood T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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Ungood T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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Ungood T-shirt, colour Olive, size L, price: £10 |
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Ungood T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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++Good; T-shirt, colour White, size F, price: £10 |
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Viral Marketing T-shirt:
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Front print: "Viral marketing doesn't work - tell everyone you know", against background graphic of biohazard logo made out of the words "CAUTION: CONTAGIOUS MEMES". And "WWW.NTK.NET: IN-JOKES FOR OUTCASTS" at the bottom, in ZX Spectrum-writing. No back print, yellow on black shirt. For each shirt sold: £1.50 goes to Strange Company for the original gag; 50p goes to Jon Peterson for "In-jokes for outcasts".
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Viral Marketing T-shirt, colour Black, size XXL, price: £10 |
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Viral Marketing T-shirt, colour Black, size XL, price: £10 |
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Viral Marketing T-shirt, colour Black, size M, price: £10 |
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Viral Marketing T-shirt, colour Black, size S, price: £10 |
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